iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

(via bloodhoundganghateclub)

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(Source: narcotic, via tltxx)

chefboird215 was like: Yes what that anon said that was really nice lol wow! 

lol thank you. 

sticksareevil:

theprincessofdiamondslives:

sir-princess-of-221b:

pelledreamo:

guys

abraham lincoln without a beard looks like bill nye the science guy

image

HOLY SHIT

BILL NYE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND FAKED HIS DEATH AND IS A TIME TRAVELER

Bill Nye the Time Lord Guy

(Source: ohgorman-archive, via jazz-mushroom)